ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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