wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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