So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
love makes seman taste better
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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