in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
they need to just BURY HIM!
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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