id be glad to
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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