youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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