So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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