Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
smell my finger.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize