My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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