Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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