We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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