Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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