We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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