worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
