i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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