The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
they're like a gay fantastic four
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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