I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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