I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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