Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
