I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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