Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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