the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You were trust falling into bushes
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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