I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Pants are for mortals
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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