awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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