You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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