I hate your face
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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