so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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