thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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