wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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