whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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