I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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