The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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