Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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