Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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