WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
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Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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