My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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