im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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