I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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