Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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