Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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