Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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