people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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