He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I deserve to be covered in dicks
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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