I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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