Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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