i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I am available for nakedness
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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