kristin has been a bad kristin
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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