i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
