So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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