Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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